I made all As!!!!!!!! And I don’t want to put that on Facebook because people will hate me but you guys will be happy for me riiiiiight??

I identify with this on levels even can’t comprehend.

(Spongebob clips flawlessly set to I Don’t Like Remix)

(Source: flying-blades)

(this is more than worth the two minutes it will take you to watch it)

fun fact:

for our final project in Differential Equations, my group modeled how the menstrual cycle affects courtship in teenagers

it ended up looking like this:image

we got an A+

I was listening to two guys next to me in the dining hall and started wondering how either of them even got into Carolina. Turns out they were Morehead-Cain Scholars.

It wasn’t even an issue of streetsmarts though soOoOoOo…


Beyonce photographed by Ellen Von Unwerth, 2006

Beyonce photographed by Ellen Von Unwerth, 2006

(Source: femburton)

tried to text a guy about my chem exam tomorrow

accidentally forgot the “j” at the beginning of his name

autocorrected to “erect”

accidentally sent the text “Hey erect!! useless question here" to him

impossibly embarrassed now

ophelia

(Source: auilic)

in which i call the people i love chickens

but it isn’t offensive

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Sometimes you meet someone and even though you
never liked brown eyes before, their eyes are your favourite colour now
and sometimes you meet someone who can make the
sickest addictions seem beautiful and sometimes
there’re some people you’d rather sit on a couch with
and drink some gas station coffee and read your favourite
books over and over while you forget that dinners on the stove
so it gets burned but you still think it’s delicious anyway.

(Source: acutelesbian)

ninihoho:

ninihoho:

why did the blond fail her calculus test

she had a biology test on the same day and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking calc as an advanced elective credit which would not effect her major gpa

(Source: fake-patois)

yo dat’s Molly’s fault, y’all

(Source: longdaddyleg)

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